No Goobers in Big Apple

by on April 25, 2008 updated April 19, 2014

 Trailing the Boston Red Sox by three games, the New York Yankees have hit upon a sure fire scheme to launch themselves to the top of the MLB: Banning candy from the clubhouse and even eliminating it from the visitors dugout when they travel. No more goobers, jujubees, Mars bars, Gummy Bears, or Ding Dongs. I can see that World Series berth now.

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