No Goobers in Big Apple

 Trailing the Boston Red Sox by three games, the New York Yankees have hit upon a sure fire scheme to launch themselves to the top of the MLB: Banning candy from the clubhouse and even eliminating it from the visitors dugout when they travel. No more goobers, jujubees, Mars bars, Gummy Bears, or Ding Dongs. I can see that World Series berth now.