And now, delivered to you from the burning sands of Iraq, the National Hockey League Playoff standings as of right now, 2pm Balad time, and a shot of the Kuwait Towers.
The Pittsburgh Penguins have clinched a berth but not yet won the Atlantic.
The Montreal Canadiens have clinched a berth just ahead of the Senators.
In the Western Conference the San Jose Sharks have won the Pacific. The Red Wings are in the playoffs along with the Anaheim Ducks.