New Orleans Saints Tickets – Sales go through the roof when the Saints announce that after injuries to Drew Brees and Mark Brunell, Joey Harrington has been resigned
Tampa Bay Buccaneers Tickets – Experince a resurgence when Byron Leftwich finally sees the light, and its a laser scope on Josh Freemans rifle.
Carolina Panthers Tickets – Jake Delholme voys to buy every fan playoff tickets if the Panthers make it. They do, but Jake gets intercepted on his way to the bank.
Atlanta Falcons Tickets – Riots erupt when a dozen Michael Vick Jersey wearing clowns are hired for the halftime show.
Patriots Tickets – Brady takes a beating in 2009, decides to retire to the Bikini Islands with his wife. Who wouldn’t?
Dolphins Tickets – Ricky Williams disappears in a cloud of smoke. On the team bus. In traffic.
Oakland Raiders Tickets - Heyward Bay catches a pass, in the end zone, for a touchdown. The Black Hole will never forget, but the Raiders still lose 38-7. Al Davis calls it “A Phoenix -like resurrection”
Detroit Lions Tickets - Mark Stafford plays well in 2009, leading the Lions to a 0-15-1 record.
New York Giants Tickets – A poor start brings out the “Free Plaxico Players” an avant-garde dance group that does the Nutcracker in water pistol packing quartets.
New York Jets Tickets - Sanchez wins hearts and minds, but not games, by playing in Joe Namaths old pantyhose that got left behind somehow.