G’Day mates! Roger Federer is prving the value of hard work as he advances to the finals of the Australian Open by whupping Andy Roddick. Fed-Man has his sights set on beating the tar out of either Rafeal Nadal or Fernando Verdasco in the finals. Having endured a training regimen specifically designed to foil lefthanders, Federer is in good shape to bring home his fifth win at the Australian Open. Next stop for Federer is the French Open where girls are girls and men are welldressed and speak with funny accents.