Dwayne Bowe Wants to Get Killed

by on May 24, 2010 updated April 19, 2014

┬áHere’s a good idea. Take the sexual antics of behemoth men who play NFL football and broadcast them all across the nation to the national press. Talk about a guy too stupid to keep his mouth shut. I can’t think of a better way for a guy to get hurt. First of all there’s the threat of actually being assaulted first hand by a group of amped up NFL players from your own team. Then there’s the more subtle approach. Wait for a key moment in a game, say Bowe going across the middle, and then conveniently miss the block on that head hunting free safety bearing down on Bowe. Either way, considerable pain could be inflicetd by the Kansas City Chiefs on their errant wide receiver. Next time stop and think Dwayne. What happen in (insert city) stays in (insert city.)

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