All Favre All the Time

by on July 15, 2008 updated April 19, 2014

Before the start of the NFL season, things are slow. That’s why I’m announcing the creation of the BFNC, the Brett Favre News Channel. We’ll be running endless loops of Brett Favre retiring, then coming back, then retiring, then the announcement that he’s coming back, another loop of Brett Favre not really confirming or denying anything, then a few hours of analysis by experts of what Favre may or may not have said. Then, if the NFL agrees, we’ll run about five minutes of Favre’s Green Bay Packers highlights, then we’ll cut to the press conference where Favre may or may not have said that he was going to retire or come back or both.

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