Tom Brady Suspended

by on November 6, 2007 updated April 19, 2014

There are tons of reports out that Tom Brady, quarterback of the New England Patriots, has been suspended for drug use. THIS IS NOT TRUE.

The true story is this. Tom Brady was seen in the company of a beautiful female. He was wearing a pair of SUSPENDERS so ugly reporters assumed he had to be on drugs to be seen in them.

All you Patriots fans can rest easy. Your Super Bowl tickets are safe.

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